Life is Sweet

Come to Planet Candy Land, where you can get your own jetpack and rocket shoes that are powered by air. These will help you get around our planet. You can get to Planet Candy Land by a Teleporter 3000! It is the first planet from the sun, and it has the same weather as Earth. There is no gravity at No Gravity Space-Tel so that you can float around. But you will have gravity so that you can sleep in your cotton candy bed. You can eat your way out, and the bed will make itself. You can see people that are made from cotton candy. You can eat fruits, sweet vegetables, and diamond chickens that lay diamond eggs. For dessert, you can eat candy. Your showers are a black hole that shocks all your germs for you. If you are lonely, you can get a two-thousand-dollar Robodog. It can play with you. It can do everything with you, and it has a jetpack that comes with it. You can get the Robodog in every color, and you get it at the Robo Store 3000. It is made from metal, and you can get it in every size.

The culture at Planet Candy Land is having fun all day. The people there play jetpack tag. On Planet Candy Land, there is money that grows on trees. You pull it off, and it never rips and it never gets wet.