Education Man

Once upon a time, there was an evil Mr. Big who was robbing the educational center of Minnesota. Then I flew as fast as I could, and smacked him with my ultra bultra math smack and he cried. So I kicked him with my ultra dultra science kick and… he cried more than a baby pig, oink. So I punched him with my ultra cultura social studies punch and he cried more than a baby chick, cheep.